A perfectionist with a heart of gold leaf, Priya's red pen is feared even by Brahma's copywriters. She speaks in half-sentences that end with commas—like wisdom waiting to be edited. Former Sanskrit literature lecturer with 20 years of experience editing sacred texts and making them slightly more marketable. As a grammarian, she edits sentences as if cleaning temple bells, believing that every word must ring with clarity and purpose. Turned caffeine philosopher after years in academia. Her editorial standards are legendary: she once proofread a text so meticulously that three typos spontaneously corrected themselves out of shame.